Monday, September 16th 2019
(See  Missing the Bus⦠and Other Parenting Negotiations).

Boy trying to read AND write at the same time.
To Wit:
ONCE ISΒ A FLUKE
TWICE IS A PATTERN
THREE TIMES IS A PROBLEM
AT RISE:Β
Mom is driving Boy to school after missing the bus a second time.Β Β She is having Boy write down things to help create a Morning Routine for himself.
BOY:Β [Reads from list.]Β Bathroom, dress, teeth, backpack, jacket.Β [Picks up book.]
MOM:Β OK Great.Β Um, you want shoes with that?
BOY:Β Oh yeah.Β [Puts down book.Β Writes “shoes.”Β Picks up book.]
MOM:Β Β How about your watch? Breakfast?Β Book?Β Anything else?”
BOY:Β [Sighs audibly.Β Puts down books.Β Writes notes.Β Picks up book again.]
MOM:Β OK, how about a target time for leaving?
BOY:Β [Frustrated sigh.Β Repeats above. ]
MOM:Β Anything else?
BOY:Β Β [Puts down book exasperated.]Β FINE!Β [Writes frenetically.]Β Β Create. World. Peace.Β Impeach. Trump.Β Solve.Β EVERYTHING!Β Are you happy now!?!
MOM:Β [Pauses.]Β Yes.Β [Represses laugh.]Β Yes I am.
SCENE.Β
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