Thursday, January 9th 2019 ~8:30pm
AT RISE: It is bedtime. Mom and ClaraJane are snuggling in (ClaraJane’s) bed.
M: [Lifts head off pillow and kisses CJ’s juicy cheek a *bunch* of times. CJ is nearly asleep and does not resist. Then Mom pulls back the blanket to leave.]
CJ: [Calmly mumbles unintelligibly.]
Mom: [Starts to get out. Pauses.] Oh that reminds me. There’s one more thing.
CJ: You’re gonna kiss me again?
Mom: Well, yeah. [Kisses her cheek some more.]. But there’s still one more thing.
CJ: [Flatly.] What.
Mom: [Prolongued, whimsical fart.] Pfff-ffff-uuhr-rrrrt!
CJ: [Unmoved with eyes closed.] I know that. You’ve said that millions of times before.
Mom: Well ok then I guess there’s nothing more to say. [Gets up and leaves bed.]