Friday, March 15th 2019
As Bernie wraps up another spectacular campaign rally with P-E-O-P-L-E today in South Carolina, I discover my new. Favorite. Song.
Saturday, March 9th 2019
It’s said that to get the attention of a child, you sit down and look comfortable.
I may not be too good at it, but my Baby DaddyLove sure is.
Friday, March 8th 2019
Hate to brag, but l👀k at my man!
He saves us 100’s of dollars in plumbing by Doing It Himself!
Then he oversees little Gorls in the kitchen, making delicious homemade pretzels!
He then jumps into a vigorous Dungeons and Dragons Quest.
Just a quiet Friday night at home with my Renaissance Man.
Sunday, March 3rd 2019
After procrastinating for ten months, I’m finally getting this box out of here with just some parts of my soul inside. As an obsessive documenter with some notable adventures under my belt, I have beloved yet heretofore unearthed footage that’s been sitting around for YEARS. Thanks to technology and ingenuity, “iMemories.com” is here to digitize the tapes into a viewable (AND downloadable) format at about $12 a pop. Yass.
So for my own sanity, before I ship these things off in the complimentary box, here is the chronicle of what I’m aspiring to curate here. On Mini-DV:
I. CROSS COUNTRY TRIP WEST, 2000
Driving over the course of five weeks, I had adventures in:
The tapes -in Mini-DV- seem meticulously labeled:
Some of this footage includes relatives who are no longer with us: Grandma Nina, Great Aunt Louise, my dear Uncle Ken and my incomparable Uncle Jack to name a few. And some, apparently, includes my Theatre School classmates jumping into the ocean naked. I also recall filming a full fledged cos-playing DEVIL leaning his head in my open car window, sticking out his tongue, flipping me the bird and growling, “Welcome to New Orleans.” In other words, priceless.
I feel pretty freaked out how all this (raw, unedited) footage is going to come back to me.
In fact, I’ve decided that is all the footage I’m going to send at once. Just ONE, giant, epoch project.
No big deal right?
IN THE HOPPER: footage from juggling adventures in Hawaii.
ALSO: Episodes of the local TV show I used to host, lol.
Wish me luck with iMemories!
Wednesday, February 27th 2019
HAPPY MICHAEL COHEN DAY EVERYONE!
Oh man, that was whack. Strait up, historic, whack.
I’m just so grateful that the thing I ordered from Ikea just arrived so I totally had a tangible project to throw myself into while taking in The Hearing. (Not to mention a an open day in which to do these things.)
It’s a folding, floating desk for my daughter.
She didn’t really want to give up her old desk (a charming, funky, wobbly old folding table), but agreed to *try* this one.
She dealt with the transition mostly by burrowing into the box it came in, replete with flashlight, snacks and a bowl of ice (because “It’s hot in here!”) Later when I emptied the box after she was done, out dribbled a small rivulet of water and some chocolate chips. 😹
One trip to the hardware store later and the desk is finally installed. But, will she like it?
Miss Saasypants thinks about it.
That’s a yes.
Just as the Cohen Hearing ends too.
We made it!
Thank you IKEA.