Tuesday, April 7th 2020 

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Song: Kid
By: David Wilcox
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2020-04-07 Quarantine UkeOke #25 – Kid [4:47]:
Tuesday, April 7th 2020 

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Song: Kid
By: David Wilcox
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2020-04-07 Quarantine UkeOke #25 – Kid [4:47]:
Tuesday, April 7th 2020

Our view of a heavenly, Simpsons’ sky.
The more days that pass, the more I’m finding it harder to cope.
That the school district sees fit to send me DOZENS of emails from every direction from my children’s COUNTLESS teachers, boasting expectations, “suggestions” and assisgnments… seems unusually cruel. I found my career more than challenging before, even when I was on top of my game and actually pulling an income. Now I have no income AND the need to create my career anew… WHILE holding the homestead and family together, processing the perpetual onslaught of horrific news and performing complicated magical financial gyrations. I’m stunned.
I kind of freeze sometimes -when I’m not broken down altogether. And today makes the FIFTH strait school day in a row where I truly wasn’t there for the kids academically.
We’re healthy! Our have a home! It is safe and beautiful. We have enough food AND each other.
Here’s what “survival” looks like for me today:
1) First, we blow off the school curriculum and ClaraJane starts her work time with a Grandma “Bubble Wow” inspired art project:

Thanks Bubble Wow!
2) Gavin starts his day off with a… “Study Break:”

3) Glory be, children are so wise that even when I ignore them they tend towards enriching activities anyway:

CJ reads another Harry Potter (online this time), while Gavin puzzles out the next D&D challenge he’s creating.
4) I did give a lesson in “Practical Life” today, on “How to Clean a Mirror.” (For real.) Then Daddy tackles some financial paperwork and Gavin tackles a spill on the floor… without even being asked!

“Practical Life” indeed.
5) Daddy sees I’m pretty stressed and fixes us a lil’ daytime bevvy:

My personal Quarantine Bartender. (o:
6) ClaraJane gets crafty on her own today and constructs this popsicle stick “Pig Pen:”

“In rainbow order.”
7) Then there’s always “recess.”

8) So yeah, I’ll drink to all that.

Cheers Manmeat
9) And try not to think too much about the future:

10) So, while some have given up all reason or accountability as they continue to support this “administration” with their Red Hat ideology; others are fighting merciless body aches and fevers and desperately trying to suck in air with their immobilized lungs; others still are dying unexpectedly, helpless and alone. And “we” are “fine.”
Meanwhile it’s a beautiful day here and there’s still time for some nice outdoor learning in the park. So. Yeah. Off we go.

11) Outdoor Time.

ClaraJane with Nutter Bun; Oberhausers Frisbee in the park.
12) Nightly Music Therapy.

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13) A wonderful meal by Manmeat, and another day on the books.
#25 to be exact.
Monday, April 6th 2020


Song: Wreck On The Highway
By: Bruce Springsteen
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Monday, April 6th 2020
Instead of attending to Le Homeschool today, I sewed masks.

Gavin generously donated his old rockets hip bedsheet for the cause.
Hopefully an upgrade from the hankies we wore the day before:

It is absurd of course that our very lives are now dependent upon the equivalent of stuffing a sock in our mouths. (See below.)
Worse yet is the unthinkably horrific lack of leadership from The Resident’s administration, and the unabated adulation of his brainwashed followers. Hopefully they will take his advice and just DRINK THE HYDROCHLOROQUINE. After they’ve shaken each other’s hand at church on Sunday of course. Jebus will save them anyways!
Here’s the tutorial I used:
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And FWIW here’s
Sunday, April 5th 2020

Song: Stand by Me
By: B.B. King
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Saturday, April 4th 2020


Song: Born at the Right Time
By: Paul Simon
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Saturday, April 4th 2020

Another day in this Bizarro Alternative Universe World. Yesterday the U.S. Government changed their website to accommodate the First Son-in-Law’s claim that the federal stockpile of protective gear “Isn’t MEANT” for the PEOPLE, and today we have our actual SURGEON GENERAL (where has he been this whole pandemic anyway?) demonstrating ARTS N’ CRAFTS that might kind of maybe help save our lives a little:
Though I *am* in the process of learning to sew reusable cloth masks, ClaraJane and I tried our hand at Arts and Crafts for the global pandemic.

It has (has it?)… actually come to THIS.
Meanwhile here is the F#cktard-in-Chief doing an inspirational job of (not in any way) leading by example:
And yes we still have Red Hats who STILL agree with The Orange Ass when he brags about doing such an outstanding job.
#ForShame
Friday, April 3rd 2020

Song: The Sailor’s Prayer
By: Rod MacDonald
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Lyrics:
Though my sails be torn and ragged and my mast be turned about
Though the night wind chill me to my very soul
Though the salt spray sting my eye and the stars no sight provide
Give me just enough morning light to hold
(Chorus)
I will not lie me down, this rain a-raging
I will not lie me down in such a storm
And if this night be unblessed, I shall not take my rest
Until we reach another shore
If the only water left is just salt to quench my thirst
I will drink the rain that falls so steady down
If night’s blindness be my gift, if there be thieves upon my drift
I will praise the dark that shelters me from them
If my friends be drained and weary and it seems their hopes are lost
There’s no need for their bones on this blackened bottom
And if death wait just off the bow, we need not answer to him now
We’ll stand on and face the morning light without him
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Thursday, April 2nd 2020
This is the last allowance the kids are getting in the foreseeable future. I had to tell them that because I have no income I cannot keep paying them. They don’t seem to mind nearly as much as I do.

The kids invoice me for allowance plus any “Parent Points” they choose to redeem. Their rate is $1/year of life each week (eg; $8/week for CJ, $11/week for Gavin) plus other earning opportunities. They put 90% of allowance in savings, 50% of independent earnings in savings, and they can blow the rest on whatever they want.
I normally save ALL the $5 and $10 bills in cash to contribute to Paul’s & my retirement*, but I no longer have enough $1’s or $20’s to pay them this time so I used all the rest of the $5’s and $10’s in the house.
* (About $16,000 worth in 8 years so far, about $40+/week)
Saving lives is more important than money, but I am sad to have lost my income and most of my career. And even sadder there are still Red Hat Nazi’s in the family and the world supporting this Orange Turd-in-Chief who denied this pandemic as long as possible, holds life saving equipment hostage to his ego, and even to-DAY is more concerned with the stock market than with human lives:

Yes, let’s INCREASE the price of gas while working people cannot work because “oil & gas industry!”
#Priorities

Goddammit.