Wednesday, August 14th 2019
Camping on their favorite Boston Harbor Island (Lovell’s), Mamma is escorting Girl on her Potty Emergency Quest.
Mom: [Starts speed walking, helpfully.]
Girl: Mom DON’T!!! Wait for ME!
Mom: [Slows down.]. I’m sorry Honey. I know it’s a… a crappy feeling.
Girl: STOP IT MOM! This isn’t the time to make poop jokes!
Mom: Oh, sorry. [Pause.] Really?
Girl: [Firmly] NO!
Mom: [Aims hand toward composting outhouse coming into view.] Alright Girl, now there’s your target! Now; GO infiltrate that building! Bring what you have to share, and deposit your package!
Girl: And get something in return. [Runs* ahead.] Which is an empty butt!