Thursday, November 2nd 2017
AT RISE: Driving kids to school, Mom is telling story of how once B.K. (Before Kids), Mom & Dad were finishing up a wonderful date sailing on the Charles River when they discovered their cell phones had been on an active call with each other the whole time.
Mom: Best phone call I ever had.
Kids: [silent]
Mom: In other words, your Mom and Dad are dumb!
Boy: Yeah! My parents are DUMB!
Girl: And MY parents are dumb too!
SCENE.
DISCLAIMERS:
1) My kids aren’t dumb too, they’re hilarious.
2) We’re not aristocrats with sailboats; my clever husband had a $105 annual membership to Community Boating in Boston.
3) We don’t have too many “B.K.” stories… ahem.
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