If you happen to own a hammock, it can be a very useful thing to have relatives with trees in the country from which to hang it.
Once you are enjoying said hammock, be prepared for company.
Sweet, sweet solitude.
When in the country, you must also be careful of wildlife.
Sizzling, opulent feasts.
And men from Brooklyn wielding chain saws. [Click to play; 29 seconds]:
Lastly, if you are very lucky, you might spy rare and precious sightings.
And afterwards, you might want to ask yourself…
Better just not ask. (o: