Wednesday, May 13th 2020 – Quarantine Day #61
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Song: The Christians and the Pagans
By: Dar Williams
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2020-05-13 Quarantine UkeOke #61 – Christians and Pagans [7:15]:
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Wednesday, May 13th 2020 – Quarantine Day #61
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Song: The Christians and the Pagans
By: Dar Williams
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Sunday, May 12th 2020 – Quarantine Day #60
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Song: Go to Sleep
By: Yo Mamma
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Tuesday, May 11th 2020

Things came to a head in Le Homeschool today. My daughter came unglued but I guess the good news is I didn’t. (This time anyway.) I terminated her school day, let her cry for a while and then we went out on a walk.

Nearby community garden on South Street in Somerville, complete with habitats for pollinators.
Here she is with her “heart” -a tulip petal- “on her sleeve.”

It was lovely and we should do this more often.
She *even* went back and finished a lot of her school work. Though that may have been motivated by wanting to earn back the recreational screen time I’d suspended. I guess we’ll never know.
#QuarantineTimes
#Homeschool
Monday, May 11th 2020 – Quarantine Day #59

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Song: Cupid
By: Sam Cooke
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Monday, May 11th 2020

AT RISE: It’s afternoon of Carona Quarantine Day #59, and the Oberhauser Four are playing D&D (aka: Dungeons and Dragons). Gavin is DM’ing (aka: He is the Dungeon Master). It’s been a long day of homeschooling, financial management and well, marriage. Mom is on her 3rd Dark n’ Stormy (aka: Alcoholic beverage). Gavin is standing up and squirming on his feet. There is a sudden odor in the air.
Mom: Was that your fart? [Pause.] You need to poo. The DM needs to poo.
Gavin: NO. [Keeps focus on the game.]
Mom: Don’t hate me because I’m right.
Dad: Hate her because she’s beautiful!
G-Dubs: I hate her because she’s interrupting.
CJ: Look at that cat!
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AT RISE: Mom and the kids are working on their computers in Le Homeschool.
CJ: How do you spell “DUZ?”
MOM: Um, as in… like, …
CJ: Yeah, like, ‘DOES this red button destroy the world?’ or something like that.
MOM & GAVIN: [Laugh.]
MOM: Good one honey!
GAVIN: We’re not laughing at you CJ!
MOM: No, that was an epic use of a word in a sentence. Good job honey. It’s spelled D-O-E-S.
CJ: Thanks. [Goes back to typing.]
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Sunday, May 10th 2020 – Mother’s Day – Quarantine Day #58
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Song: When You Need Me
By: Bruce Springstein
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Sunday, May 10th 2020
A glorious Mother’s Day; quarantine be damned.

Dear Hubsand spoils me with his culinary skills. I am spoiled!
Personalized menu, Brunchy Feast, homemade cards, lovely drinks and painty crafts *all* afternoon with my healthy flamly.
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“New” cloth napkins, among other craftsy endeavors.
Me = Happy Mamma!
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Kitten tries Mind Control. He only wants to *taste* the lox a little… right meow.
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Peter Parker has decided that ClaraJane is his Person too. And she is the best little kitty mamma I’ve ever seen.
What blessings.
AT BEDTIME: I start telling my kids a bed time story and they are konked out before I am even done. I say kiss them goodnight and go tell my husband the news.
Me: So this is as good as it gets!
DH: (Uh) Yup.
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Saturday, May 9th 2020 – Quarantine Day #57
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Song: Spiderman
By: Paul Webster & Bob Harris
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Friday, May 8th 2020 – Quarantine Day #56
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Song: Teach Your Children
By: Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
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