Monday, May 11th 2020
AT RISE: It’s afternoon of Carona Quarantine Day #59, and the Oberhauser Four are playing D&D (aka: Dungeons and Dragons). Gavin is DM’ing (aka: He is the Dungeon Master). It’s been a long day of homeschooling, financial management and well, marriage. Mom is on her 3rd Dark n’ Stormy (aka: Alcoholic beverage). Gavin is standing up and squirming on his feet. There is a sudden odor in the air.
Mom: Was that your fart? [Pause.] You need to poo. The DM needs to poo.
Gavin: NO. [Keeps focus on the game.]
Mom: Don’t hate me because I’m right.
Dad: Hate her because she’s beautiful!
G-Dubs: I hate her because she’s interrupting.
CJ: Look at that cat!