July 10th 2015
ClaraJane’s last day of being three.
2015-07-10 CLARAJANE’S GROWNUP CONVERSATION [48 seconds]:
♥♥
July 10th 2015
ClaraJane’s last day of being three.
2015-07-10 CLARAJANE’S GROWNUP CONVERSATION [48 seconds]:
♥♥
Wednesday, July 8th 2015
Success! STOP.
Unaccompanied Senior at Large Retrieved from Airport! STOP.
Freshly overnighted from Oakland, Grandpa Bruce is abruptly and unceremoniously deposited in Boston. STOP.
The children show him *their* room. STOP.
And *his* room. STOP.
And pressed him into service. STOP.
After nap, SUPER GRANDPA up and offs to Mr. Music Store; to buy his granddaughter an ELECTRIC PIANO. STOP. PianoForte even. STOP.
Then dinner @Atwood’s patio; what can I say? STOP IT.
It is good to be on Stay-cation!!! DON’T STOP
Swoon… and SCENE.
And this was just the first day.
At the end of it Dad said it felt like he’d already been here for three.
In conclusion afterwards, we all slept *well.*
Saturday, July 4th 2015
In honor of Gavin’s new morning Summer Routine -which includes coming up with three gratitudes- here are three unfiltered, unedited videos, detailing our respective Gratitudes (granting that you please pardon the early-morning sarcasm in mine):
The Start of My Day -aka: Three Things I’m Grateful For [27 seconds]:
Gavin’s Gratitudes [1min,24secs]:
ClaraJane’s Gratitudes [1min, 26secs]:
In Sum:
Gavin: “So my first gratitude was that I have a family. Second is that I have healthcare. And the third is that I have Abundance… that I have more than I need; food, health, family…”
ClaraJane: “My cats, that I have parents, and I have bunnies and a doll. And I’m grateful for my trampoline. And I’m also grateful for my bed, and my own health and my uh… toys. And… my TV and my books and Slug Terra.”
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PS: I’m also grateful that even after challenges and a gig on this day, we managed to collect ourselves down by the river and enjoy the amazing Boston Fireworks Display.
Being that it all started very late, in a classic move Gavin kept asking WHEN is it going to start? Turns out we were waiting for Mr. Moon to arrive. His smiling peeked up to watch between two buildings just before the first sparkles seared into the sky.
I was able to hold my Boy for the entire time. I kept wondering if that will ever be possible again.
Then the moon danced in the Hatch Shell lights.
Happy Independence Day.
July 3rd 2015 – Week in Review
Being that we’re pretty much doing a grand home stand Staycation, and it can be hard to distinguish one day from the next, here is some of our Sacred in the Mundane so far. (Note: It’s never mundane!)
Friday 6/26 First Day Out of School:
Historic Priday:
Monday 6/29: House Projects
It’s a Cruel, Cruel, Cruel, Cruel Mom.
Tues. 6/30 En route home from weekly gig:
Wed 7/1: [See previous post, “Such a Pretty House”]
Th: 7/2: Admin Work, Bookkeeping and Bank Deposits, WOO HOO!
Upping the Ante on Discipline: Taking Hostages
Flamly Swim:
Monkey Man:
Regina Pizza by the track, Jack.
Delicious!
Friday 7/3: While Daddy’s away, the Girls play!
Splash Pool:
Water Bunny:
Mom Watch This! [26 seconds]: Video for Gavin
And Finally:
Note: It’s never the end!
Wednesday July 1st
I look with fondness to this day where I shared my folly through social media, and The Village responded to cradle me with perspective:
I sometimes refer to this blog as “my own little Facebook.” So what if I quote the actual Facebook?
I just love peoples’ responses, and community in general, virtual or otherwise.
Perhaps I will be able to read one day…
2015
In honor of Father’s Day coming up, here is a little wish for all the dads; that you GET SOME… #MommyDaddyTime. This from none other than the prolific and incomparable Holderness Family (of Christmas Jammies Fame). Enjoy!
#MommyDaddyTime [3mins,43secs]:
[PS: As I type this it’s May 6th and I just discovered this vid they released March 26th, so if their vid has already gone viral by the time this is scheduled to post in June, then good for the Holderness Family!]
Saturday, June 13th 2015
At RISE:
(NIGHT TIME. Children have been put to BED. MOMMY is flat out in the marital bed at the end of the livelong day, head vaguely propped up on pillow. LAPTOP is open upon her tummy as she mindlessly scrolls through Facebook. Silently; GIRL CHILD appears, ominously tiptoes up to Mommy’s side of the bed, craning her precious little head around to peer into Mommy’s important affairs.)
GIRL CHILD: (Pointing to still frame of video on screen.) I want to watch that! Can I see that one?
MOM: (Bluntly.) No.
GIRL CHILD: WHY!?!?
MOM: (In monotone.) Because they say “shit” in it.
GIRL CHILD: What does “shit” mean?
MOM: (Cannot answer. Not proud, but laughing.)
DADDY: (Appears.) I might have to kill you later.
GIRL CHILD: (Still regarding computer.) Who IS that?
MOM: (Resigned.) That’s George Carlin.
GIRL CHILD: What does he DO? Say “shit?”
MOM: (Laughing more now. Tears streaming down her face, and…)
[Scene.]
George Carlin Talks About “Stuff” [5mins, 7secs]:
PS: My apologies to my dearest Aunt Jane Ann, for having to endure two scatologically-oriented posts in a row. Some days with kids are just like that!
Saturday, June 13th 2015
When you’re sliding into first
And you feel a sudden burst
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into 2nd
And you say, “Hey wait a second!”
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into 3rd
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’re sliding into home
And you need to go right home
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you have a real good heart
But your fart turns into short
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When your fart turned into poo
And you don’t know what to do
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When there’s no one else to blame
And you don’t like it one bit
But your fart turns into shame
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
When you’ve spent all morning getting the family ready
To GO out to a birthday party
And you’re all clean, fed, dressed, ready with a present and on your bikes
And two thrids down the driveway
And your son says, “Hey Daddy! I’m sliding into first and I feel a sudden burst…”
DIARRHEA!