Saturday, June 13th 2015

When you’re sliding into first
And you feel a sudden burst
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into 2nd
And you say, “Hey wait a second!”
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into 3rd
And you feel a juicy turd
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into home
And you need to go right home
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you have a real good heart
But your fart turns into short
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When your fart turned into poo
And you don’t know what to do
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When there’s no one else to blame
And you don’t like it one bit
But your fart turns into shame
Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’ve spent all morning getting the family ready
To GO out to a birthday party
And you’re all clean, fed, dressed, ready with a present and on your bikes
And two thrids down the driveway
And your son says, “Hey Daddy! I’m sliding into first and I feel a sudden burst…”


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6 Responses to Diarrhea!

  1. Jane Ann Nelson says:

    Lovely. 😄

    Jane Ann Nelson 972-679-2335

  2. Baba/Bubble Wow says:

    Ah, flamly life. It’s DIARRHEA, by the way. Don’t drop the “haitch.”

  3. Elizabeth says:

    Ahhh, memories. Robert introduced me to this little diddie when I was, what, 8?! So glad to have the complete lyrics, now. Important to know now that I have my own kids to pass this down to. 🙂

    • Hey Elizabeth! I didn’t even know my brother knew this one. I learned it from my all-time favorite movie, “Parenthood.” Also, everything but the “1st” and “3rd” lyrics, Gavin and I made up! (We had time to do so since he was trapped on the toilet.) (o;

  4. Kathy Ziegler says:

    So funny and true.That happened to Jack last night. TMI. Love all of you Kathy or Grandma Z

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