Saturday, January 30th 2021
AT RISE: Mom has found two cats snuggling together in a cute position on the bed.
MOM: [Yells to other room.] Guys? I’m sorry but I have a #LookAtThatCat.
CJ: [Enters bedroom, squeals.] Awwwww. Take a picture! Take a picture!
MOM: Fine. [Starts taking pictures; click click click.] Wait. [Stops.] Dang it! I don’t need any more pictures of cats. [Looks at CJ.] Why didn’t you stop me!?
CJ: [Giggling.] But I didn’t!
MOM: I know; that’s the problem!
CJ: Well what do you want from me? I didn’t do it!
MOM: Well that’s just great. Thanks a LOT.