Monday, September 21st 2020
AT RISE: It is “recess” in the distance learning environment. The kids are wrestling on the couch and Little Sister seems to have eeked out a slight advantage over Big Brother.
Sister: [Giggling hysterically.]
Brother: OH MY GOD! YOU HAVE TOO MANY LEGS!
Sister: I have the same amount as YOU do!
Brother: But they’re EVERYWHERE!!
Sister: [Continued hysterics.]