Ode to Phubbing

Tuesday, November 20th 2018

 

I’m absolutely phed up and totally over goddamn phucking phubbing.

And, I woke up composing this song today:

 

       The Phubbing Phubber Song        

The phubbing phubbers phub all day

Phubbing their cares and their lives away

Blithely looking the other way

Squashing the chance of our hearts to play

 

[CHORUS]

Oh phubber!  Oh phubber! /  What a real life snubber

Oh phubber!  Oh phubber! /  A live heart life abductor

 

The phubbing phubbers phub all day

Phubbing their cares and their lives away

I wonder if they’ll notice or what they’ll say

When we start phubbing our phubbers today

 

Oh phubber!  Oh phubber! /  What a real life snubber

Oh phubber!  Oh phubber! / Our love is in the gutter 

 

The phubbing phubbers phub all day

Phubbing their cares and their lives away

I wonder if they’ll notice or what they’ll say

When they’re done phubbing real life loved ones away 

 

Oh phubber!  Oh phubber! / Used to be my lover

Oh phubber!  Oh phubber! / What a phucking phubbing bummer.


Verse Notes:  GCEGECDED – DDDEDDCAG (C)
Choruse Notes: GGFDAAGF / FFFGFFEFE – GGFDAAGF / DDEFEDCDC
CHORDS:  CFG, naturally

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