Tuesday, November 20th 2018
I’m absolutely phed up and totally over goddamn phucking phubbing.
And, I woke up composing this song today:
The Phubbing Phubber Song
The phubbing phubbers phub all day
Phubbing their cares and their lives away
Blithely looking the other way
Squashing the chance of our hearts to play
[CHORUS]
Oh phubber! Oh phubber! / What a real life snubber
Oh phubber! Oh phubber! / A live heart life abductor
The phubbing phubbers phub all day
Phubbing their cares and their lives away
I wonder if they’ll notice or what they’ll say
When we start phubbing our phubbers today
Oh phubber! Oh phubber! / What a real life snubber
Oh phubber! Oh phubber! / Our love is in the gutter
The phubbing phubbers phub all day
Phubbing their cares and their lives away
I wonder if they’ll notice or what they’ll say
When they’re done phubbing real life loved ones away
