Thursday, October 4th 2018
Stuff Hospital Clowns Can DO
(A working compendium of possible Hospital Clown, um, “Services):
juggle for you
juggle with our partner
blow bubbles
grab prize bubbles
give YOU bubbles
make something disappear
sing you a song
sing a song about YOU
sing ANOTHER song about YOU
make up a song with you
dance you a dance
dance a dance about you
do a song AND dance about you
guess your name
tell you a joke
have you tell US a joke
play a music box
shake our tamborine
make silly noises
show you a coloring book trick
do “black magic”
answer the banana phone
introduce our partner
walk into a wall
help you walk down the hall
help distract you from medical procedures
close the door in our partner’s face
close the door on our own face
nod in agreement
interrupt
interrupt a lot
beat you at a staring contest
win a fashion contest
go in your bathroom
diagnose your stinky socks
hypnotize our partner
tell you a story
make fart noises
burp on purpose or by accident
spin around real fast
show you how strong we are
trash your room
squeak your shoe
squeak your pillow
be very, very quiet
give you a sticker
give you a clown nose
put a clown nose on your mom
drumroll
do a cheer
make fashion from paper towels
hablar Español… un POQUITO
give you two pieces of free advice for the price of one
send you love
stage a play
get tangled in your curtain
have a spat
take a pause
take a breath
take the blame
NOT do
be enough
♦
