Thursday, September 6th 2018

How the Kids Dressed Themselves Today
AT RISE: After bringing Boy up to date on the prominent extraordinary current events such as:
- Ayanna Pressley’s historic win in our OWN Congressional District,
- The GOP trying to bum-rush the Kavenaugh SCOTUS nomination hearing,
- Bob Woodward’s new book, FEAR, detailing the “Crazytown” White House,
- Anonymous rogue operatives taking government protocol into their own hands from within the White House;
Mom notices Gavin is wearing his Colin Kaepernick t-shirt to school and is telling him about the new Nike “Believe in Something” campaign featuring Kaepernick (re-igniting the tantrums of racists who believe blacks have no right to peacefully protest inequality during the national anthem).
Mom: So guess what the racists are doing then?
Gavin: What?
Mom: Burning their sneakers!
Gavin:

Uncontrollable, hysterical laughter.
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