I Watched Fox News

Wednesday, September 5th 2018

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This Goddess Right Here – Ayanna Pressley 

 

After last night’s spectacular win in MY DISTRICT by U.S. Congresswoman-Elect AYANNA PRESSLEY, I felt emboldened and curious enough this morning to give ol’ Faux News a whirl.   And you’ll never guess what I found.

#1)  DIVERSITY!

It’s true; they had a brunette on as a guest.

Look!

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/09/04/dem-backed-by-ocasio-cortez-upsets-rep-capuano-in-massachusetts-house-primary.html

I don’t know who this brave soul is* but apparently she wades into the GOP Propaganda Machine regularly to do battle, and so articulately as well.  *(OK her name is Jessica Tarlov.)

Moreover,

#2)  SOCIALISM!!!

That is all Faux News has to say about the Progressive Values of the extraordinary candidates finally blossoming up through the old white, tired, oppressive weeds.  To wit:  Ocasio-Cortez, Gillum, Pressley… SANDERS.

This is how the Fox News Bubbleheads sound (and look on the inside) [0:07 secs]:

 


I love the final exchange in the piece however:

AT RISE:  Faux Blonde Bubbleheads #781, #437 and Articulate Brunette (brunette?!) are discussing the implications of Ayanna Pressley’s victory.

FBB #2,437:  This is Socialism!!  You may not want the label, but your party is embracing a failed ideology that has failed all across the globe.

FBB #1,789:  OK we gotta leave it there.  Thank you so mu…

Articulate Brunette:  Plenty of happy Europeans!

FBB #1,789:  [nervous laugh]  Thanks ladies.

SCENE. 


NEXT ON FOX:  Burn your Nikes!

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