Wednesday, September 5th 2018
This Goddess Right Here – Ayanna Pressley
After last night’s spectacular win in MY DISTRICT by U.S. Congresswoman-Elect AYANNA PRESSLEY, I felt emboldened and curious enough this morning to give ol’ Faux News a whirl. And you’ll never guess what I found.
#1) DIVERSITY!
It’s true; they had a brunette on as a guest.
Look!
I don’t know who this brave soul is* but apparently she wades into the GOP Propaganda Machine regularly to do battle, and so articulately as well. *(OK her name is Jessica Tarlov.)
Moreover,
#2) SOCIALISM!!!
That is all Faux News has to say about the Progressive Values of the extraordinary candidates finally blossoming up through the old white, tired, oppressive weeds. To wit: Ocasio-Cortez, Gillum, Pressley… SANDERS.
This is how the Fox News Bubbleheads sound (and look on the inside) [0:07 secs]:
I love the final exchange in the piece however:
AT RISE: Faux Blonde Bubbleheads #781, #437 and Articulate Brunette (brunette?!) are discussing the implications of Ayanna Pressley’s victory.
FBB #2,437: This is Socialism!! You may not want the label, but your party is embracing a failed ideology that has failed all across the globe.
FBB #1,789: OK we gotta leave it there. Thank you so mu…
Articulate Brunette: Plenty of happy Europeans!
FBB #1,789: [nervous laugh] Thanks ladies.
SCENE.
NEXT ON FOX: Burn your Nikes!
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