Friday, July 20th 2018…
This is how it went down…
AT RISE: The Oberhauser four have just returned to the hotel room for a little break from all the people, activity and sunshine incurred from a juggling convention in and around downtown Springfield, Mass. BOY emerges from the bathroom after a much needed visit.
GAVIN: That toilet is so funny. When you flush it the water spins so your poop twirls around before it finally goes down.
MOM: So, it’s like this [spinning in the desk chair, excitedly waving]; BYYYYYYYYEE!
GAVIN: [blank sarcastic stare of disapproval.]
MOM: What. I’m impersonating your poop. How’d I do?
MOM: Well, ok, that’s good I guess.
GAVIN: The only accurate part was your face.
MOM: Wow. You’re lucky you’re funny. That was actually funny.
GAVIN: That’s right. I just dissed your face. Really bad. [Flops down on bed with book.]
MOM: Yes you did. Congratulations son.
GAVIN: Can you even diss a face?