Sunday, April 29th 2018
AT RISE: It is the day after the Boy’s Improv Comedy Birthday Workshop Party, and the Oberhauser four are playing “5 Things” around breafkast.
GAVIN: Daddy! Five types of BUNNIES!
ALL: [Laughing. Perhaps glancing over at the actual live Netherland Dwarf and Lionhead rabbits sitting right there in the living room dollhouse.]
DADDY: OK!
MOM: Oh boy. [Glancing over at the actual live Netherland Dwarf and Lionhead rabbits sitting right there in the living room dollhouse.]
DADDY: Häschen Pfeffer! (Peppered Rabbit.)
GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE: [Clap] One!
DADDY: Fricaseed!
GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE: [Clap] Two!
DADDY: Stewed!
GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE: [Clap] Three!
DADDY: Confit!
GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE: [Clap] Four!
DADDY: Sausage!
GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE: [Clap] Five Things! Fivethings-fivethings-fivethings. Five THINGS!
DADDY: [Cackling, quite pleased with himself. A-hem.]
SCENE.
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Heh heh. The only good bunny is a friacaseed bunny. Well, you married a foodie!