5 Things Daddy Style

Posted on 2018/04/29 by circuskitchen

Sunday, April 29th 2018

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AT RISE:  It is the day after the Boy’s Improv Comedy Birthday Workshop Party, and the Oberhauser four are playing “5 Things” around breafkast.

GAVIN:  Daddy!  Five types of BUNNIES!

ALL:  [Laughing.  Perhaps glancing over at the actual live Netherland Dwarf and Lionhead rabbits sitting right there in the living room dollhouse.]

DADDY:  OK!

MOM:  Oh boy.   [Glancing over at the actual live Netherland Dwarf and Lionhead rabbits sitting right there in the living room dollhouse.]

DADDY:  Häschen Pfeffer!  (Peppered Rabbit.)

GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE:  [Clap] One!

DADDY:  Fricaseed!

GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE:  [Clap] Two!
DADDY:  Stewed!
GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE: [Clap]  Three!
DADDY:  Confit!
GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE:  [Clap] Four!
DADDY:  Sausage!
GAVIN, MAMMA, CLARAJANE:  [Clap] Five Things!  Fivethings-fivethings-fivethings.  Five THINGS!
DADDY:  [Cackling, quite pleased with  himself.  A-hem.]
SCENE. 

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1 Response to 5 Things Daddy Style

  1. Bubble Wow says:
    2018/04/29 at 4:05 pm

    Heh heh. The only good bunny is a friacaseed bunny. Well, you married a foodie!

    Reply

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