Thursday, August 10th 2017
AT RISE: Gavin has arrived home from camp and is addressing his mother.
G: I was thinking… well… first of all *[SLAP – with stage combat style knap]*
M: What the heck? What’d *I* do? Let’s see how YOU like it [SLAP]!
G: You always said… you always said ‘Two wrongs don’t make a right.'”
M: Hmm, you’re right. [pause] Guess we better make it three then!
[both stage slap each other simultaneously]