Thursday, August 10th 2017

AT RISE:  Gavin has arrived home from camp and is addressing his mother.

G:  Mama?

M:  Yes?

G:  I was thinking… well… first of all *[SLAP – with stage combat style knap]*

M:  What the heck?  What’d *I* do?  Let’s see how YOU like it [SLAP]!

G:  You always said… you always said ‘Two wrongs don’t make a right.'”

M:  Hmm, you’re right.  [pause]  Guess we better make it three then!

[both stage slap each other  simultaneously]

SCENE.