Friday, April 22nd 2016

“DICKinson’s”
At Rise: The Oberhauser Four are pulling into the seaside town of Old Orchard Beach, ME. The literate-minded soon-to-be 8 year-old Boy is snickering at the name of an ice cream n’ candy store, “Dickenson’s.”
Gavin: “‘DICK-n’-sons… get it? Because *Dick*?…” he points out, scandalously.
The 4 year-old girl in the back seat in her perfectly innocent baby voice pipes up;
ClaraJane: “Because ‘DICK’ is just another way to say ‘PENIS!'”
And apparently there is nothing like the feeling of having your 4 y/o baby in her baby voice spontaneously define the true meaning of “dick.”
Yes they are that innocent, and we are that mature.
The End.
C’mon, none of you dicks are mature!
Let along “innocent”!
When Robert was about Gavin’s age, he had similar fun parsing the computer company “IBM.”
“I (go) BM”. Get it? hahahahahaha