Saturday, March 23rd 2019
AT RISE: After the “Good Parents” discussion, dinner is wrapping up and the kids are still chatting.
Gavin: Olivia, but life is fun!
Olivia: Yeah it is fun.
Gavin: But I wonder what would happen if you just kept on committing crimes?
Olivia: I know. I had over a hundred babies at one point.
[It is at this point that Mom realizes they are perhaps no longer talking about real life.]
SCENE.

A Video Game, Apparently
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The conversation continues the next morning.
Olivia: “You’d be surprised but a butt crack crack can kill you. You can also get cancer of the anus. Which I have had several times. Once at age four.”
Olivia: Yeah it’s a fun game.
Gavin: Except when you get cancer of the anus!