Sunday, March 17th 2019
AT RISE: Mom and ClaraJane are getting ready to go to the opera! Mom is brushing ClaraJane’s hair in front of the bedroom mirror.
M: [Pauses.] Can I tell you something?
M: I love you.
C: And I poop on your face!
M: [Pauses brushing, raises eyebrow.]
C: I mean, I fart on your hand!
M: That’s more like it. [Resumes brushing.]