Sunday, March 17th 2019

AT RISE:  Mom and ClaraJane are getting ready to go to the opera!  Mom is brushing ClaraJane’s hair in front of the bedroom mirror.

M:  [Pauses.]  Can I tell you something?

C:  What?

M:  I love you.

C:  And I poop on your face!

M:  [Pauses brushing, raises eyebrow.]

C:  I mean, I fart on your hand!

M:  That’s more like it.  [Resumes brushing.]

C+M:  [Giggling…]

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