Saturday, November 10th 2018
AT RISE: Mom is snuggling the children to bed in dark, peaceful, cozy quietude.
All: [Quiet & peaceful.]
Mom: Oh! you guys; [Pause.] *Pffffft.* [Fart noise.]
ClaraJane: Mom, du-uh! We know that. You’ve said that millions of times!
Mom: Oh sorry, my bad. [Pause, stifling a laugh.] What’s it like having a mom who is less mature than you are?
ClaraJane: VERY STUPID.