Hospital Clowning: Joke Repository

September 2018


(A working compilation in progress, if you will: )


Q:  What’s brown and sticky?   /   A:  A stick.

Q:  What’s brown and stickier?   /   A:  A stick covered in poo.

Q:  What’s red and bad for your teeth? /   A: A brick.

Q:  What’s red and goes “dingle dangle?” /   A: A red dingle dangle.

Q:  What’s blue and goes “dingle dangle?” /   A: A blue dingle dangle.

Q:  What’s purple and goes “dingle dangle?” /   A:  Nothing; sorry they don’t come in purple.

Knock knock. / Who’s there. / “Who.” / Who who?   What are you an owl or something?

Knock Knock. / Who’s there?  / Cow say. /  Cow say who?  /  No, Cow say MOO silly!

Knock Knock. / Who’s there? / Owl say. / Owl say who? / That’s right you got it!

Knock knock. / Who’s there. / “Boo.” / Boo who? / Aw it’s okay, don’t cry!

Knock knock. / Who’s there. / “Tide.” /Tide who?  / Tide of knock knock jokes yet?

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? / A:  Put a little boogie in it.
Q:  What did one volcano say to the other? / A:  I lava you.
Q:  Why do giraffes have such long necks? / A:  Because their feet stink!
Q:  What did one alligator say to the other alligator who was stealing something?
A:  Stop being such a crookadile!
Q:  What do you call a camel with no humps? / A:  HUMPHREY!
Q:  What do you call a bear with no teeth. / A:  A gummy bear!

Q:  Why did the cookie go to the doctor? / A:  It was feeling crummy.

Q:  What do you call a deer with no eyes? / A:  No eyed deer!
Q:  What do you call a fish with no eyes? / A:  Fsh!

Q:  Why is the ocean so friendly?  /   A:  Because it waves.Q:  What’s the difference between a cow and a banana?   /   A:  A banana is yellow.

Q:  Why do ducks have feathers?  /   A:  To cover their butt quack.

Q:  What is a tornado’s favorite game?  /   A:  Twister.

Q:  What falls down in winter but never gets hurt?  /  A: Snow.

Q:  Why do seagulls fly over the sea?  /  A: Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.

Q:  Why did Tigger look in the toilet? /   A: To find poo.


Q:  What do you call a sad strawberry? / A:  A blueberry.

Q: What animal always goes to the baseball game? /  A:  A bat.

Q:  What was the first animal in space? / A:  The cow jumping over the moon.

Q:  Where does a cow go for a date? / A:  The mooovies.


Q:  What did one owl say to the other?  / A: Happy Owl-oween!

Q: Why did the student eat the homework? / A: B/c teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? / A:  Frostbite!

Q:  Why is the giraffe’s neck so long? / A:  Because his feet stink.  (His butt also.)

Q:  Why was the giraffe late to the party? / A: Because he hit every light on the way.

Q:  Why did the picture go to jail?  / A:  Because it was framed!


Q:  Why don’t you write with a pencil that’s missing a tip?  / A:  It’s pointless!

Q:  How does a turtle call his mom? / A: A SHELL phone.

Q:  How do moms call their kids to dinner?  /  A:  The YELL phone.


If by the end of the day I’ve made only one child happy… I must not be very good at my job.” lol.

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2 Responses to Hospital Clowning: Joke Repository

  1. Jane Ann Nelson says:

    2nd grade humor! Doesn’t get any better.

    Why did the chicken cross the road. A. To prove he wasn’t chicken.

    Why did the turkey the cross the road? A. To proves wasn’t a chicken.

    Jane Ann Nelson Senior Talent Recruitment Manager Imprimis


  2. Thanks Jane Ann, Love ’em!

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