(A working compilation in progress, if you will: )
Q: What’s brown and sticky? / A: A stick.
Q: What’s brown and stickier? / A: A stick covered in poo.
Q: What’s red and bad for your teeth? / A: A brick.
Q: What’s red and goes “dingle dangle?” / A: A red dingle dangle.
Q: What’s blue and goes “dingle dangle?” / A: A blue dingle dangle.
Q: What’s purple and goes “dingle dangle?” / A: Nothing; sorry they don’t come in purple.
Knock knock. / Who’s there. / “Who.” / Who who? What are you an owl or something?
Knock Knock. / Who’s there? / Cow say. / Cow say who? / No, Cow say MOO silly!
Knock Knock. / Who’s there? / Owl say. / Owl say who? / That’s right you got it!
Knock knock. / Who’s there. / “Boo.” / Boo who? / Aw it’s okay, don’t cry!
Knock knock. / Who’s there. / “Tide.” /Tide who? / Tide of knock knock jokes yet?
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? / A: It was feeling crummy.
Q: Why is the ocean so friendly? / A: Because it waves.Q: What’s the difference between a cow and a banana? / A: A banana is yellow.
Q: Why do ducks have feathers? / A: To cover their butt quack.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game? / A: Twister.
Q: What falls down in winter but never gets hurt? / A: Snow.
Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? / A: Because if they flew over the bay they’d be bagels.
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet? / A: To find poo.
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry? / A: A blueberry.
Q: What animal always goes to the baseball game? / A: A bat.
Q: What was the first animal in space? / A: The cow jumping over the moon.
Q: Where does a cow go for a date? / A: The mooovies.
Q: What did one owl say to the other? / A: Happy Owl-oween!
Q: Why did the student eat the homework? / A: B/c teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? / A: Frostbite!
Q: Why is the giraffe’s neck so long? / A: Because his feet stink. (His butt also.)
Q: Why was the giraffe late to the party? / A: Because he hit every light on the way.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail? / A: Because it was framed!
Q: Why don’t you write with a pencil that’s missing a tip? / A: It’s pointless!
Q: How does a turtle call his mom? / A: A SHELL phone.
Q: How do moms call their kids to dinner? / A: The YELL phone.
If by the end of the day I’ve made only one child happy… I must not be very good at my job.” lol.