Wednesday, April 11th 2018
AT RISE: The Oberhauser four are in the car arriving home in the afternoon.
Daddy: OK who’s ready to go to ClaraJane’s clarinet recital tonight at the high school?
Mom: Beg your pardon?
Dad: ClaraJane has a clarinet performance tonight at the high school.
Mom: You realize you’re saying ClaraJane right?
Daddy: Yes, ClaraJane has a… OH. I mean my *other* daughter. Not daughter. ClaraJ… Olivia.
ClaraJane: [who neither has nor plays a clarinet] PHEW!!!!!