Wednesday, January 3rd 2018
[Sea Bacon: / sē bākən/ Skin of the fish, crisped to salty perfection by Daddy’s culinary magic.]
AT RISE: The Oberhauser four are plowing through one of Daddy’s beautiful sushi feeds. ClaraJane is dressed head-to-toe in her Unicorn outfit.
Daddy: OK, I’m gonna make a roll with sea bacon and avocado.
CJ: Oh! Where’s the Sea Bacon?
Mom: Unicorn be like: SEA BACON!?!
CJ: [Flatly] Really, Mom? [stares blankly]
Mom: [Stares back.]
CJ: You had to call me “unicorn“?
Three Oberhausers shrink into poorlyl stifled giggles. One Unicorn crosses her arms in protest.