Friday, November 17th 2017
At Rise: Mom is driving kids -Girl 6, Boy 9-to dentist.
Mom: OK remember you guys, no eating for a half hour after your appointment.
[Pause. Boy bolts up from Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express.]
Boy: Wait, no READING!?!?!
Mom: NO, no “eating.” Remember?
Boy: Ohhh. PHEW!!!
SCENE.
#Priorities
circuskitchen 
Horrors! Simultaneous reading and food deprivation! Cruel and unusual!