At Rise: Dental Rules

Friday, November 17th 2017

At Rise: Mom is driving kids -Girl 6, Boy 9-to dentist.

Mom: OK remember you guys, no eating for a half hour after your appointment.

[Pause.  Boy bolts up from Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express.]

Boy: Wait, no READING!?!?!

Mom: NO, no “eating.” Remember?

Boy:  Ohhh. PHEW!!!

SCENE.

#Priorities


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1 Response to At Rise: Dental Rules

  1. Bubble Wow's avatar Bubble Wow says:

    Horrors! Simultaneous reading and food deprivation! Cruel and unusual!

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