Wednesday, November 15th 2017
[Mom is climbing under boy’s blanket with him for bedtime snuggles.]
Boy: I love you so much!
Mom: I love you so much too! And furthermore… *pfffft.* That’s how you know you’re my favorite; because I save my farts for your bed.
Boy: Ah… yes! And that’s how you know *you’re* my Favorite Mom!
Mom: Why, because I’ve eliminated all the competition and I’m all that’s left?
Boy: Yes, AND! Because I save all my farts for your FACE.
[Scene.]
Please note:
- I’m not proud of these events per se, I’ve just recorded them as they actually occurred.
- OK I’m a little proud, of him for having such a great sense of love, of humour AND… for using the magic number one phrase for collaboration in a creative and peaceful world; “Yes, AND…”
That’s my Boy.