At Rise: Liberal-Ass Mom is lecturing Smart-Ass Son (~8 y/o).

LAM: …This is not a Democracy! When I DISCIPLINE you, with TEACHING, CORRECTING or making a REQUEST, it is your job to RECEIVE, and then use your best judgement.  It is up to you what you think that looks like.  Like NOT throwing something at my HEAD, for example.

SAS: [Pause.]  WOW.  A Democrat not even using Democracy in her own house.

LAM:  [Pause.] [Slow clap.]

End Scene.