Boy:  Mom, where are you going Mom?
Me:  To do some work honey.  On the computer.  In a coffeeshop.  Where there are no three year-olds to yell at me.
Boy:  (sweetly) But Mom, I could just walk into your office and TALK to you!
Me:  That’s exactly right honey.  Here you go Daddy (handing the baby to my husband).  Love you guys.  BYE!